Cats, we’ve been listening to you. You really don’t want to be near the dogs when you come to stay with us. The barking, the smells, the drooling, and those annoying doggie smiles.
We see you rolling your eyes when we babble to the dogs in high pitched voices. We feel your disdain when we play those silly games.
And yes, again, the barking. We know you hate it.
So, we got another building. Now when you come to your Kitty Condo, you have your own space. Rooms with a view. Fine dining choices. Sophisticated entertainment. Opportunities to expand the mind and body. Intelligent interaction with humans. Music for the refined feline.
And it’s in a no barking zone.
We’re ready for you, feline boarders. When you want to come. If you want to. Or not. It’s up to you. We just wanted you to know that you’ve been heard.
A postscript for humans: They’ll love it, but don’t tell them.
